CCCC WW WW CC CC WW WW CC WW WW CC WW WW CC WW WW T H E C O R E W A R W E B C O M I C S CC WW WW WW CC WW WW WW (based on the great www.nerd-boy.net) CC CC WW WW WW CCCCC WW WW el kauka 2005-2008 .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #1: the deeper logic of corewar aaaahhhhh! thousands v of replicator copies attacking us !!!!!! *flap* \/ '../ oo v /\ /\\ .||. /\ ___________LL_______||_________________ ° *zapp* /\ ^ ° ..' oo ° ^ / \ )) .||> -^v-°-.- < WOOOM!!! ________> >_________||_________________/ v v ° \/ ° HELL! what have you done ??? '.. oo <||\ .||> ________||__________||__________________ oneshot is quite enough 'xx ôô <||\ .||> ________||__________||__________________ .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #2: why redcoders are buddists meanwhile in the tao corewar temple, the great master redcoder is meditating... | | ||| | | *zZz* ||| |_| -- _____(___)________JL____________________ | | master! we must leave! the optimax ||| revolution has finally started! | | ||| ..' _ |_| oo )) ___ _____(___)________JL_______________> >____ you still have to learn a lot my small redcoder. there is no use to run and hide - we are going | | to be respawned in the core in the next round ||| | | ||| xx' |_| .. .||. ____(___)________JL__________||__________ .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #3: the coreworld is a circle what have you there? it's my new boomerang ~.. oo > .>>. .||° __________||___________LL________________ well, throw it! _ < ~.. oo ,.-´ .>>. .||° __________||___________LL________________ ~.. oo .>>. .||. __________||___________LL________________ isn't it supposed to come back? i guess it doesn't work... ~.. oo .>>. .||. __________||___________LL________________ *BOOM* modulo CORESIZE affects even ° . boomerangs ____ ° >xx oo _ .>>. .||. __________||___________LL________________ .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #4: the oracle o' corewar oh, great oracle o' corewar: why is redcode so difficult? i didn't even get mov.i $0, $1... ~.. oo' .>>. _o__ .)) _______________||_|____|_____<<_________________ ´´ it may help to think of it as imp mov imp, imp+1 ?!? ~.. oo' .>>. _o__ .)) _______________||_|____|_____<<_________________ ´´ oh, great oracle o' corewar: why can't redcode be more like java? it would be much easier than.. ~.. oo' .>>. _o__ .)) _______________||_|____|_____<<_________________ ´´ do you really want "class myWarrior extends Son_of_Vain"? ~.. oo' .>>. _o__ .)) _______________||_|____|_____<<_________________ ´´ well, great oracle o' corewar: shouldn't i ask the questions? ~.. oo' .>>. _o__ .)) _______________||_|____|_____<<_________________ ´´ sure. but than, how.... ~.. oo' .>>. _o__ .)) _______________||_|____|_____<<_________________ ´´ your maxcycles of 3 questions are over by now. for we don't have any coins in coreworld you have to leave now. ~.. xx' .>>. _o__ .)) _______________||_|____|_____<<_________________ ´´ .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #5: "The LawnMOVer Man" by Lukasz Adamowski ~"``'"^'`~"^`"~^'`"~"'`^'""'`'­~"~`^"~'"`~^~`~'``"^ trrr... ~oo (\\ __/\^o=o '`~"^`"~^'`"~"'`^'""'`'~"~`^"~­'"`~^~`~'``"^ trrr... ~oo (\\ ___________X^o=o ^'`"~"'`^'""'`'~"~`^"~'"`~^~`~­'``"^ trrr... ~oo (\\ ___________________/\^o=o '""'`'~"~`^"~'"`~^~`~'``"^ trrr... ~oo (\\ ____________________________X^­o=o ~`^"~'"`~^~`~'``"^ trrr... ~oo (\\ _____________________________________/\^o=o ^~`~'``"^ Core-clear. oo~ <||\ ____________________________________________||^o=o .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #6: --- by Roy oo /||\ _____/\_____________________________ /||\ oo/ /\ *ow my god, whats that!?* /|| _____|\_____________________________ ??? /||\ /||\ \oo/ oo /\ /\ || /||\ _____|\_____/\______________________ oo oo oo oo /||\ /||\ /||\ /||\ _____|\_____/\____|\___________/\___ ?? \oo/ oo oo ??? oo ?? || /||\ /||\ /||\ _____|\_____/\____|\___________/\____ AAAAARRGGHHH!!!! \ 00 000 x> \xx/ xx 0000 /||\ || /||\ 00000000____/\____/|___________/\________ EEEEK!! / 00 xx 000 -||\ 00000000000000000000000________/\________ ... SSD-clear ... 000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000 .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #7: "The LawnMOVer Man II" by Neogryzor '"^'`~"^`"~^'`"~"'`^'""'`'­~"~­`^"~'"`~^~`~'``"^ trrr... ~oo (\\ __/\^o=o '`~"^`"~^'`"~"'`^'""'`'~"~`^"~­­'"`~^~`~'``"^ trrr... ~oo (\\ ___________X^o=o ^'`"~"'`^'""'`'~"~`^"~'"`~^~`~­­' ``"^ rr... trrr... ~oo (\\ O=O´_______________/\^o=o '""'`'~"~`^"~'"`~^~`~'``"^ trrr... trrr... __ =,, ~oo _ (\\ (\\ _____/\^­O=O'´______________X^­­o=o ~`^"~'"`~^~`~'``"^ ! trrr... Roaarr.. __ =>< O `oo~ _ (\\// ´|\\ __________________________>X^O­_______/\^o=o ^~`~'``"^ -Argh, someone should have advised me about the multiwarrior hill! `´ ++ \ ______________________________­________øx~))__^o=o__ .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #8: the hills nano hill . .-. ,' ', / \ tiny hill .. | .-. ,' ', / \ standart hill oo .||. LL .-. ,' ', / \ multiwarrior hill oo .||. .. LL .||..-. ~.. ||' ',>>. / || experimental hill ... -OO _- /| |\ o/|_|\o | | ||| dD Cb .-. ,' ', / \ .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #9: go, arrow, go !!! öö '.. .||. \||.)> (ô) ____JL____||__________________/_\__________ - -> *zip* - öö '.. . .||. .||.) . (ô) ____JL____||__________________/_\__________ -> . . _^/ -.( (ô) _.-/ _________/_\_____________________.;______ . . _ . \ (KOTH) *j\ -/' -_. _^/ } -.( -´ _.-/ \y _______.; -_______ next time you should aim more accurate fizmo ... öö '.. .||. .||.) (ô) ____JL____||__________________/_\__________ .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #10: Christmas And you, little boy? o What do you want from /\ Santa this year? / \ _(~ ~ )_ / |*c* | \ | ( ) | | (__) | (_)_/__( )_/ oo / ___/ _/ \\ _##===##==== _________LL______________(__/_(__/__|____________ Do you want some sweets? o Or a comic book? /\ Or remote controlled car? / \ _(~ ~ )_ / |^c^ | \ | ( ) | ____ | (__@ | \___\)_/__(|)_/ . oo / ___/ _/ _ / \\ _##===##==== __/ \/ _________LL______________(__/_(__/__|__/O__O/____ o /\ ? / \ _(^ ^ )_ / |0c0 | \ No! I wanna be | ( ) | King of The NOP Hill! | (__) | //)_/__(|)_/ \oo/ // / ___/@_/ _ _ || // _##===##==== __/ \/ \ _________LL______________(__/_(__/__|__/O__O/____ .oO=========================================================================Oo. episode #11: One shot by Lukasz Adamowski _-=-_ c o_o o | - | _-\_/-_ / . \ \%/ / . \ \ ______V /______/ /_______ (I/ (_) / -=#= /(-< +|) (_) /